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The multiple choice guy
Nevertheless, this guy made a cheeky comment that impressed Savannah. Is this guy on drugs? Someone needs to teach him how to talk to women and he definitely needs to work on his Tinder pick-up lines. If they are happy just hooking up, then good for them but our guess is that kids are out of the equation.
Mady or should we call her May? Even if it was a bit forward we are talking about D here…she embraced it and went with it. Of course, we never know if the deed ever happened but his forwardness and artwork sure were enough to make Nicole happy. Who knew being so crude could be so rewarding? Not sure if Ashleigh thought this was funny or not.
We really wish we could find out if she ever answered him or never bothered to answer his cheeky and sexual pick-up line. At least one of them published it online so the whole world could see it. Sly, boy, very sly.
We congratulate this guy for his imaginative and holiday-inspired Tinder pick-up line. Unfortunately, we will never know if there was a response to this! Did the other person think it was cunning?
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We totally fell for this genius pick-up line and it totally impressed Delaney. Personally, we would have probably chosen to press 1 but his crude joke worked so what do we know about courtship and love? Some people are really straight-forward. Why watch porn on your computer or television if you can watch some live action film in your mirror? Not sure this Tinder pick-up line would work with us but Vennie was quite impressed. This guy sure loves lists. We hope they are eating cereal, banging shampoo bottles and tapping kegs together.
At least he knows how a solar eclipse works… kind of? This half hilarious, half awkward but very dirty pickup line made our Karli laugh. But, the real question is, after her cryptic response, was this ice breaker enough to impress her?
Cheesy but also hilarious, this short conversation hopefully made Alexa smirk a little.
Some guys are really good at making puns with the name of the girls they match with. A little daring, a little bit ridiculous, this pickup line might actually get him laid. All we can think about is how long it took him to come up with his one liner. Gender fluidity has become a hot topic, especially with younger generations and should not be something one jokes about, especially to someone you potentially want to date. You see all sorts of things on dating apps!
You get 7. Some of these Tinder pick-up lines make us smile and others make us roll our eyes and want to be buried alive. These guys are pretty brave to start their conversations with witty pick-up lines so we will give them a few points for their work. Next time you get a match on Tinder, express yourself and make up your own hilarious greeting!
Hopefully, Maegan took the bait and gave him her phone. This guy is just too clever to pass up.
This exchange is all over the place. From the name pun at the opening line to the Boy Scout reference, this guy covered all his bases to woo Huda. Somehow, his efforts paid off in a big way. Huda not only enjoyed the banter, but came back with a flirty response of her own. These two are obviously made for each other. It takes a bold man to open with a cheesy Knock-Knock joke because this approach could have gone horribly wrong. Luckily, Natalie took it all in stride and came up with a funny response.
She totally loved the joke and gave up the digits. Who knew that using song lyrics from a hit would work so well in current times? We give him 8. This flirty exchange took a bit of back-and-forth before he made his move. Asking someone if they remember you can be a good icebreaker and we love when he threw in the line about hanging out at his apartment next weekend.
Also, not loving when he shared his mom says he has style.
She came in with an awesome joke and challenged him to a game of wits. The guy had no problem coming up with a clever response. We feel like they could have gone on with the food puns forever.
These two better get married and have a million smart babies. Celia thought it was clever and engaged in a flirtatious exchange. Hopefully, he avoided a disaster.
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Luckily, the other person came back with a sharp response, which started an epic food pun battle. This one gets 6. This has got to be the sweetest pick-up line in all of Tinder history. She obviously liked it because she asked him to enlighten her.
The icing on the cake was when he used a play on words with her name. We applaud this gentleman for using such an imaginative line to lure in a woman. Yasmine was so impressed she took to Twitter to share the exchange. Ladies love it when men can work their name into a pun, and this guy came up with an intricate opening line using her screen name, comparing her to a genie.
Not only did she think it was funny, but she asked him to marry her.
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This guy opened up with a bold statement about if Leah should be on the nice or naughty list. She loved his swagger and totally flirted back.
His line about adding her to his contact list totally sealed the deal, and he got her. He gets a 9. Ladies like to have options, so this gentleman laid it all out for Meghan. She chose option 3, which was a cheesy pick-up line using her name.
He made Meghan laugh, and she eventually gave him her phone. Is it getting hot in here? This lady knows how to get the conversation going, and he knew just what to say to close the deal. We get the feeling that these two had a steamy rendezvous. This guy really knows how to charm a lady.
We never would have thought that comparing yourself to a dog would be such a successful pick-up line. Brienna fell for this one in a big way and threw him a bone. This exchange proves that nerds need love too.
She challenged him to come up with The Lord of the Rings pick-up lines, and he proved himself worthy. You only get one opportunity to make a first impression, so this guy wasted no time and went in with a funny ice breaker. We admit he did a good job cracking the code because Jordan gave him her phone. This gentleman knows how to think quickly on his feet. Then he threw in the comment about calling an ambulance and won her over when he asked for her and address. He gets 8.
These have got to be the two of the most poetic people on Tinder. We love how he opened with a sweet little rhyme. Julianne had no problem jumping in with poetry of her own. This duo has obviously been on Tinder for a while and both of them are completely over having the same formulaic conversation.
They said so much while saying so little about themselves. Anita is the joy of life incarnate. Always ready to go out and take on challenges, she likes to talk about everything through her articles, whether it's her favorite beauty products or her outings to restaurants. Instagram tinder. Jessica Bedewi. Leigh Hewett. Alexandra Nadeau-Gagnon. Jasmine Gilmore.